Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Sleepless in Babylon

In the front of my Calculus text someone had written "printed sominex".
A friend's father used to say that if everyone who slept in church was laid end to end they would be more comfortable.
A student in a seminary class had fallen asleep when he hurt the professor call on him to answer a question. Not knowing what the professor had said he asked the student sitting beside him who told him the professor had asked him to close in prayer. He jumped to his feet and started to pray only to hear his classmates laughing.
The only ones having little trouble sleeping were Daniel and the lions. Darius couldn't wait until morning to see if Daniel was okay. Obviously he must have believed that Daniel's God was able and probably would rescue Daniel.

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